TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2
OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN YA’LL FUCKERS A THING. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT. CINDERELLA HELPS OUT ANASTASIA, WHO WAS A COMPLETE BITCH TO HER FOR MOST OF HER LIFE (AND SHE KNOWS IT), WHEN SHE COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN LIKE AHAHA FUCK YOU N00B AND WALTZED OFF WITH HER BAM SLAMMIN’ BOOTY JAMMIN’ PRINCE.
SHE HELPS ANASTASIA DEFY HER BITCHY CRABAPPLE OF A MOTHER AND GET TOGETHER WITH THIS UNBEARABLY SWEET BAKER DUDE BECAUSE SHE IS SUPER NICE AND FORGIVING. ANASTASIA SHOWS HUGE CHARACTER GROWTH, WHILE STILL RETAINING HER PERSONALITY. IN THE END CINDERELLA DANCES BY WITH THE PRINCE AND THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE SHE AIN’T EVEN JELLY BECAUSE SHE GOT THE ADORABLE BREAD GUY AND TRUE FUCKIN’ LOVE WHICH IS REALLY ALL SHE EVER WANTED.
"Bam slammin booty jammin"
I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR
Bucky Barnes is the kind of friend who would draw a dick on Steve’s face if he passed out at a party but if anyone else drew a dick on Steve’s face when he passed out at a party Bucky Barnes would hunt them down and fuck them up.
*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*
Lol all the more reason.
it’s fake tho because someone sent him an ask on tumblr about it and he talked about how he fucking loves this meme and finds it hillarious and also there’s no blue checkmark confirming reality cause the only way we know wnything is real in this world and not a product of our imagination is if twitter puts a blue checkmark next to it because that makes thing more real
Does he realize that the meme is actually insulting him though? Like we are all making fun of it because how stupid it is. I would be a bit embarrassed to be honest.
No, but, see, he intentionally wrote that line to be pretentious because being horrifically obnoxiously pretentious is the main character flaw of Augustus. You’re like… supposed to read that and go “holy shit that’s pretentious” and most people making these jokes haven’t read the books so essentially he’s seeing hundreds of people having exactly the reaction he wanted them to have with that line… It’s like a big ego stroke “wow look at this line he wrote, it perfectly evokes what you wanted! wow!
fucking exactly, people are such morons i can’t even express it with words, like, that scene wasn’t supposed to be a scene hipsters quote over blurry photos of random landscape photos like everyone seems to think
#they go out oN DATES AND IT’S CANON#RIVER WAS HAPPY WITH THE DOCTOR #THEY WERE HAPPPY#they had happy moments#it wasn’t all tears and paradoxes and out of time meetings#sometimes when the universe is good #they have a piece of happiness#and these are the moments they keep until they meet again#so when rivER SAYS ‘NO NOT ONE LINE DON’T YOU DARE’#this is one of those moments she was protecting#everything is good rn bless u moff (via agelessdaughter)
one of my favorite photos, simply because arms, that face and that outfit, unf
i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows
now we just need a show that references Supernatural
You mean like
I’M 600% DONE.
OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test
I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.
MY REAL OTP
I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher
RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER